Patience is .....

1. Smiling, when a hyper-active individual keeps kicking your bladder day long ... from inside.
2. Pulling up your pregnancy jeans for first 6 months because its too loose .... only end up pulling it up for last 3 months, because the waistband simply wont contain your oversized globe like waistline anymore.
3. Keep listening (without tearing your hair off) to all the people you know (and some that you dont), when they would come and give you advice how to save yourself (and the unborn one) from serious problems, like solar eclipse, evil wishes, demonic night walkers and others.
4. Not be rude to the family,who are hellbent on wrapping you up in soft cotton balls and pack you in some locker and try feeding you 68 times a day.
   
5. When people would come and tell you "dont worry darling, you WOULD have a son." then smile condescendingly, waiting for you to melt in gratitude.